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Cortez Blade

Who is sexier?

Who is sexier, David Hasslehoff or Dita Von Teese

Place bets
Sudoku The Sexy

There is no contest here... It's Dita all the way. Chest rugs do not appeal to me...
Cortez Blade

Some may say this poll was created to start a feud between afty and winnie...

And you would be right Twisted Evil
Winnie

Dita obviously is a stunner, and you`d hardly kick her out of bed would you, but come on, the hoff is a walking, talking, retro icon, with real chest hair, i`m just waiting for the release of Hoffsapien so i can have my very own mini hoff.
Your just jealous jamie, because of my manly love towards the Hoff, only true men can love another man because of his classic eighties styling.. i mean he`s cuttin edge, he was even on wildboyz the other night, catchin sharks with steveO...... Razz
Switchblade Shinobi

Mmmkay, just out of pure curiosity, I thought I might do a Google Image search, because I had not heard of Miss Von Teese before this occasion. The results? Me thinking "Holy shit! Teese is the word!" Quite impressed, I was... A rather gifted lass... So therefore, even though The Hoff is extremely scrumptious in so so many ways, I have no choice but to rule in favor of Dita Von Teese...

'nuff said... Twisted Evil
Winnie

meh. they just added Dita too celebdaq as well, i`m not buying any shares in Dita just out of spite now, anyway she goes out with freaky deaky manson.
He wears make up, what sort of woman goes out with a bloke that wears make-up, i mean even jamie could probably kick his ass...................... i might start my own poll, can jamie kick ole freaky faces ass Question
Sudoku The Sexy

The reason I find Dita so facinating is that she isn't your normal slutty bimbo. She actually is a tremendous performer and has put some class back into "proper" stripping and made it how it is supposed to be - a tease- not just some hoe bag butt ass naked gyrating on a pole. She is also an advocate of glamour and bringing back the day when women wore dresses and gloves and were perfectly put together.

I love the whole pale skin thing too. Most of these ladies look orange to me and she shows you don't have to be tan to be sexy! As far as the whole being Mrs Marilyn Manson, if they're happy then more power to them!

The thing I like about the Hoffmeister though, is he is perfectly happy taking the piss outta himself. He must be very comfortable and secure in himself order to be able to do that. I think if you can laugh at yourself then that's a good thing, and he does it SO well Very Happy
Winnie

meh, was that a dig at my posts afty Crying or Very sad

I agree with you, i`d rather see pictures of Dita than feckin ole jordan and the like. I think thats why the Hoff has such a cult following at the moment, because he plays on the whole king of the internet stuff, i love it, i think its well funny.
Sudoku The Sexy

It wasn't meant to be a dig at you, Winnie, hun. I was just expounding the virtues of Dita. I love the Hoff and his tremendous sense of humour. His adverts for Pipex are absolutely hilarious and I have sat through them time and again and almost wet myself with laughter. He is great and I love him, in a purely platonic chest rug admiring sense, of course Wink
Cortez Blade

My cunning plan has worked... Twisted Evil
Sudoku The Sexy

No, it hasn't cos I won't let it. Winnie and I are grown ups enough to be mature about this. We each have our own preferences but we can see the allure of both sides of the argument.
Winnie

scott mills has got a Hoff competition on the radio now lol, its well funny.
I`ve decided that Mr Manson could kick jamies ass now, maybe he could dress him up in a corset when he`s finished Cortez von tease Razz

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